The promise will read:
I promise to use surface roads, avoiding the freeway, whenever possible.
I promise to never drive on the freeway if it will cause me anxiety, panic or any other condition that may endanger all the other drivers on the road.
I promise, that if I do drive on the freeway, I will go the speed limit. At least the speed limit.
If, for some unforseen reason, I am forced to drive on the freeway
And if for some reason, my attention drifts and my foot comes off the gas pedal, and the person behind me gets tired of going only 50mph in a 60mph zone and they go to pass me, I promise not to suddenly become aware of how slow I am going and step back on the gas, effectively cutting the the other driver off.
That is all. I promise.
Don't you think it's a good pact?
***Ally
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5 comments:
Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a solid pact and should be a law. Even at my age, I'm not crazy about the freeways, but when I use them, I blend in. I hate getting behind the pokey drivers, and think this pact would be very helpful.
Now, to just get it out to the masses!
I've never understood why old people go so slow. You would think they'd go faster than the rest of us. I mean after all they don't have as much time, right?
I pinkie swear to become rich enough to have a driver. That way I will never give into old age, got it??
A-freaking-men
And if anyone is caught on a cell phone or texting, your fingers will be sawed off.
Great pact, Ally!
@j-tony, Your comment cracked me up!
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