This is how:
Hard to see, I know. That messy brown soup in the top of my coffee pot is caused by the filter edge folding down, allowing the thing to fill, grounds to escape and fill my pot with their gritty awfulness.
Yeah, definitely "askew". And certainly away from the "appropriate and planned".
Apparently, a simple cup of coffee was too much to ask for.
I will try not to cross paths with any real live humans while the new pot is currently brewing.
That is all.